Air-Trippin'

I’m on an airplane from San Francisco to New York with a screaming baby that’s been on 11 scream since before we lifted off. I want to drown that baby. I’m watching “Dan in Real Life” on the plane and just watching it wit no sound is terrible. Has everyone become adult teenagers? Where are the adults? Who’s supposed to teach us how to behave as mature adults?

What is a mature adult? Who are they? Is there such a thing? Everyone I know is struggling and confused. In the visuals of this film, everyone’s a teenager, except the parents who retain their parental roles to their middle aged babies.

Where are we going to get the money to give to Tanzania when we just loaned all this money from China? Right now we need to be cool on the money loan business.