Since I can't keep changing my Facebook status on Inauguation Day...

Bill Clinton's a pimp.
The Dark Lord Himself in a wheelchair is telling.
I love Sasha and Melia.
Laura Bush is lovely in grey.
What the Fuck is Ree-Ree wearing on her head?
Melia's so TOTALLY COOL.
What do the Bush girls have in their flasks? I bet it's delicious.
Bill Clinton just looks like a booty pincher.
Man that looks like some party.
I wonder if they're going to boo GWB?
That crowd's rowdier than a KISS concert.
I love Michelle in gold.
GWB looks confused... as usual.
Dude, sniper's on the roof.
Don't touch GWB he's got cooties.
I would have loved if they had carried down the Dark Lord in his wheelchair.
Good Prayer, gay hater.
the my country iconograpy is so cliché.
Oh that Ree-Ree can sing. Good Lord.
the good old pastor has literally been doing this since before dr. king was shot.
i love them.
she loves him.
he loves her.
i'm so thrilled.